Week 12 Well, time is running out. Hungover Lame-Os are proving to be not so lame when it comes to overtaking them in the standings. Jolene's Arran Boys enjoyed a brief (not to mention slim) lead over the Lame Ones for the past two weeks only to lose the lead in Week 12 as the Arran Boys were defeated handily by Ottoman's Empire, 56-31. Jolene's usually potent offense had a very down week as the only member of the squad with over 6 points was St. Louis' D/ST with 11. The Empire's high scorers were Jimmy Smith with 14 and Seattle's D/ST with 11.
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Meanwhile, Hungover Lame-Os got it done versus Hammertime as they avenged a Week 5 loss, 70-65. Former Mid-American Conference standout Randy Moss paced the Lame-Os with 14 points as five members of the team scored in double digits. Hammertime could not take advantage of the high scorer of Week 12, Tennesee's D/ST, who put forth a 26-point effort in the loss.
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Larry's Losers are doing their best to reverse the image thier moniker implies as they have won three in a row and 4 of 5. They defeated Freshman Fantasies #19, who have now LOST 3 in a row, 78-69. The threesome of Jeff George, Eddie George, and Chris Carter combined for a total of 53 points for The Losers They needed it as they got zero points from the tight-end and kicker positions.
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Bozo Bruisers trounced league doormat Los Federales, 50-23. Raghib Ismail scored 12 and Tampa Bay's D/ST slammed in 19 points in the victory.