Biakabutuka quieted critics who dismissed the former University of Michigan grad's big week in Week 3 as a fluke by having another great game in Week 4. He racked up 25 points, an OFFL season high. Hammertime also set a league season high by scoring a total of 87 points.
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Hungover Lame-Os continue to live a charmed life. The Lame Ones have the 3rd lowest total of points scored but have gotten a lot of help from thier opponents thus far. Lame-Os' opponents have only put up a total of 160 points, lowest in the league. Bozo Bruisers were the helpers this week as they were not able to break the 30-point barrier as Hungover Lame-Os were victorious, 45-29.
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Larry's Losers are on the opposite end of the above story. The Losers have scored a few more points than the Lame-Os but have been squeezed in two of their three losses by only two points. There probably is little consolation that this week the Losers got beat by a more than a couple of points as Ottoman's Empire defeated them, 76-58.

The Empire's "Washington Connection" did it again. This time it was Brad Johnson and Michael Westbrook who did a number on the Losers. They combined for over half of the points scored by Ottoman's Empire in Week 4, with Johnson throwing for 337 yards and 4 TD passes and Westbrook on the receiving end of two of those tosses and 140 yards for a total of 22 and 19 points, respectively.
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The Squeaker of the Week Award goes to the game between Jolene's Arran Boys and Freshman Fantasies #19. 2 points again separated winner from loser with the Arran Boys coming out on top, 53-51. Freshman Fantasies #19 could not take advantage of a 214-yard day by Terry Glenn. Drew Bledsoe and Curtis Martin garnered 11 points each for Jolene's Arran Boys.

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